Helpful Observations For your Day as a human

Patrick McNerthney

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When I’m on vacation I like to call different people in the office to tell them real quick I’m worried about this-or-that project but now I have to go because my Pina Colada arrived. That way they know I take the “be a team player” thing seriously.

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