Ed Plankton is our long-standing Group President, Safety & Industrial. He’s the top executive responsible for one of our two major business units, overseeing roughly

We have this corporate comms lady named Paula Breckenbok who got super pissed at the Heroic Leadership Team for falling asleep at the wheel when

Our Chief Operating Officer, Yvette Roland-Smith, found us a new Senior Manager, Plant Operations, to work under our Director of Plant Operations, Joanna Shippenbock. God

Raul, our Chief Merchandizing Officer, got in trouble with the courts again, which of course traces back to us despite our clandestine nature, as evidenced

We came up with our new marketing guy’s job description because he was too tired to write it himself. And in fact, as it turns

Paul Galverson works for us in an unknown capacity…or maybe he’s doing research, no one can tell. He’s either from Upwork or Accenture, but based