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A funny gag would be to invite your friends over for dinner and then you get a fake gun and leave the door open and lay down on the floor with pools of fake blood everywhere and the fake gun is in your outstretched hand and they come in and think everyone’s dead. You’d all have a good laugh and then you could start dinner. 

If I managed a rap group I’d constantly be reminding the members to “keep it down” because nobody likes be disturbed by loud rap music.

The other day my son finished his distance learning super early, proclaiming “I’m done!” So I took the opportunity to explain that work is never truly done, and that he would thus be a failure for sure if he stopped now.

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