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Paul Galverson works for us in an unknown capacity…or maybe he’s doing research, no one can tell. He’s either from Upwork or Accenture, but based

Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software development, finance, nepotism, accounting, research & development, marketing, rocketry, gigantic

We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious enterprise. Doesn’t matter if we cajole, encourage, flatter, bribe,