Curmudgeon Eyes New Storefront with High Degree of Skepticism

SEATTLE, WA – A geriatric man holding a bag of dog excrement warily eyed a new storefront in Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood 8 a.m. Thursday morning, according to several eyewitnesses.  “Yeah, it was strange,” said Ted Lambert, who walked by the man as he paced in front of Sunny Hill, a 5-day old restaurant. “I heard […]

AIRWAR IV

Let the big companies with the big coffers and gargantuan ad budgets blow their dough on SEO campaigns, AdWords, popups, Instagram Stories and anything else they think (or are told) is appropriate.  Let them add to the clutter and noise. Even if you could scream the loudest, why would you want to?  Your idea is […]