THE BATTLE OF ADIRONDACK

Share Post:

I walked the dog last night around dinner time.

Like 5:30, 6:00.

I literally said out loud, “Where the f*$k is everybody?”

I live amongst rows of houses created between 1902 – 2020. Fairly diverse.

It’s the time of year around here that you try and grasp to slow down – blue skies, warm, no wind.

Somehow exacerbated by the fact there’s no traffic, and in the case of my block last night not a human to be seen.

Suddenly I realized I hadn’t brushed my teeth, so perhaps no human contact was a good thing. And I was wearing the same clothes as the day before; both largely out of character.

The dog is a heavy sniffer, so we tend to plod along quite slowly.

Up the block, I came upon a dad in his front yard sneaking around with an absurdly large Nerf gun. Suddenly he took a defensive position behind a brown Adirondack chair and a series of darts pelted off the wood slats. He returned fire at his 5-year old son and won the round. A classic example of the need to establish a base of fire, then flank, as opposed to conducting a unadvisable frontal assault.

At the cross street, we (I should saw we since our dog was present) encountered a parade of joggers, new-baby-havers with $7000.00 bionic strollers, walkers, fast-dog walkers, slow-dog walkers, attractive couples, etc.

So I was just on the wrong street earlier. I felt better.

Although I still felt regret for not having brushed my teeth.

More Updates

Paul Galverson works for us in an unknown capacity…or maybe he’s doing research, no one can tell. He’s either from Upwork or Accenture, but based

Calm Breeds Calm

Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software development, finance, nepotism, accounting, research & development, marketing, rocketry, gigantic

Interviews Aren’t Real

We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious enterprise. Doesn’t matter if we cajole, encourage, flatter, bribe,

Subscribe to our newsletter or we'll totally freak out.

Engaging irreverence, occasional coherence, often pointed, mixed with enough indelicate humor as to create a want, a craving for more.