Sitting in the pot
Looking at me
Planning my demise
Tendrils of doom, always reaching
Swollen in greed, infected, malevolent
Why can’t we just all go back to Aloe Vera?
Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software development, finance, nepotism, accounting, research & development, marketing, rocketry, gigantic
We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious enterprise. Doesn’t matter if we cajole, encourage, flatter, bribe,