Raul, our Chief Merchandizing Officer, got in trouble with the courts again, which of course traces back to us despite our clandestine nature, as evidenced

We came up with our new marketing guy’s job description because he was too tired to write it himself. And in fact, as it turns

Paul Galverson works for us in an unknown capacity…or maybe he’s doing research, no one can tell. He’s either from Upwork or Accenture, but based

Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software development, finance, nepotism, accounting, research & development, marketing, rocketry, gigantic

We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious enterprise. Doesn’t matter if we cajole, encourage, flatter, bribe,

“Former US Treasury secretary Larry Summers projects that the loss to the US economy because of tariffs would be comparable to oil prices doubling.” Said