Escape The Bucket

One time we went fishing for crabs, which is this slightly odd situation where one motors/rows out onto some topically vacant portion of the sea, tosses a metal basket filled with rotten food into the murky depths (hopefully with a rope or string attached…but not to your leg), then motors/rows back to the beach to […]

Spiritual Combat

The presentation was doomed to fail given our guy Peter insisted on using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is a hot mess. If you’re using PowerPoint live and in-person, you end up twisting back and forth between your audience and the projection like you’re doing some throwback ‘80s aerobic workout as you spasmodically poke your finger at your […]

Don’t Kill The Magic

Our office is really heating up. Literally, heating up, because apparently this whole place is on steam heat ala 1919, what with the Freddy Kreuger boiler room and the asbestos wrapped piping and multi-columned, ornately decorated cast iron radiators making awkward banging noises as if two Midwest teenagers were catching a drive-in movie in a […]

Less Hitler, More Funk

We required a huge investment in talent acquisition through various human resources initiatives to re-open our office after everyone either left voluntarily or got arrested, extradited, or fired. We figured that out after moving into our new digs and realizing that we were so preoccupied with buying new suits that we forgot to hire the […]

Back in a Nice Shade of Green…Maybe Chartreuse

Here comes another post that may confuse or enlighten you…or both. Hopefully both. That sounds like more fun. The Outcasting office had to close for a while due to a series of unfortunate events. We were going to summarize these events in “listicle” form, a tactic our intern Maura champions because “it breaks up long […]